Sep 18, 2008
10 min
Full-HD

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Category

Comedy Horror

Country

United States of America

Companies

Chaotic Rampage American Pictures Richard Gale Films

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Fay Kato

The Mystic

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

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