• Nov 03, 2000
  • 95 min
  • Full-HD

Purely Belter (2000)

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

United Kingdom
Film4 Productions Mumbo Jumbo Productions

Chris Beattie

Gerry McCarten

Greg McLane


Charlie Hardwick

Mrs. McCarten

Roy Hudd

Mr. Sewell

Tim Healy

Mr. McCarten

Kevin Whately

Mr. Caird

Kerry Ann Christiansen


Jody Baldwin


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