Dec 29, 2021
102 min
Full-HD

70 Is Just a Number (2021)

Seija Kuula is a superstar singer and an ageless goddess with a career spanning decades and decades. Problems start to arise when Seija falls in love with a younger guy and everybody around her seem to suffer from a bad case of baby fever. Seija orchestrates a masterplan to make everyone happy only to realize that one can not play with love. 70 Is Just a Number is a warm and humorous coming-of-age story – at 70.

Category

Comedy

Country

Finland

Companies

Dionysos Films

Hannele Lauri

Seija Kuula

Mikko Nousiainen

Lauri Tamminen

Marja Packalén

Mirre

Misa Palander

Shanella Pöllänen

Juha Torvinen

Klaus Granholm

Paula Vesala

Vesala

Antti Hirvonen

Pasunisti Viljanen

Pasi Toivonen

Komea mies

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